Radical Left Scum
A place for decent people
Radical Left Scum™
Founded on Christmas morning by a man who accidentally explained the problem out loud.
We believe in democracy, bodily autonomy, science, books, helping people after disasters, and the radical notion that other humans are not garbage.As Radical Left Scum, we believe:People deserve help when their house is on fire.Facts are not opinions.Healthcare should not bankrupt you.Love is love, trans people exist, and immigrants are not vermin.Christmas messages should not sound like a manifesto from a basement bunker.
Am I Radical Left Scum?Answer four questions. Receive your official classification.
Certificate printing optional. Side-eye from certain relatives guaranteed.1) Do you believe firefighters should be paid?YesNo2) Should children be fed lunch at school?YesNo3) Is it bad when billionaires buy governments like used cars?YesNo4) Have you ever said:
“hey, maybe don’t deport people into hurricanes”?YesNoResultsCongratulations. You are Radical Left Scum.Your classification depends on how many times you answered “Yes”:0–1 Yes answers → Mildly Irritating Scum
You show early signs of empathy but may still believe decency has a deductible.2 Yes answers → Union-Curious
You’ve begun asking dangerous questions like “what if society worked?”
This is how it starts.3 Yes answers → Dangerously Empathetic
You suspect people should be treated like people.
History suggests this will make someone very angry.4 Yes answers → Full Soros Intern
Maximum decency detected.
Please report to your nearest library, collect your complimentary tote bag,
and continue being a menace to cruelty.
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